July 2009
3 posts
Behold the carnage on my couch: wilted French Toast crusts and the flattened corpse of a bran muffin and their abandoned crumb children.
“I have failed in biting a perfectly circular hole thru 4 slices of French toast....”
– damniscrewedup
Death of a Muffin
Muffins are supposed to die. But this bran muffin died, not in the warm but smothering embrace of my intestines, but squashed and alone, half-eaten in a wicker bag.