Winning the war on success one day at a time. twitter.com/DamnIScrewedUp DamnIScrewedUp@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @damniscrewedup)http://damniscrewedup.com/Behold the carnage on my couch: wilted French Toast crusts and the flattened corpse of a bran muffin...http://damniscrewedup.com/post/134333797http://damniscrewedup.com/post/134333797Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:05:56 -0400“I have failed in biting a perfectly circular hole thru 4 slices of French toast. The crusts...http://damniscrewedup.com/post/134302725http://damniscrewedup.com/post/134302725Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:01:07 -0400Muffins are supposed to die. But this bran muffin died, not in the warm but smothering embrace of my...http://damniscrewedup.com/post/134241656http://damniscrewedup.com/post/134241656Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:56:00 -0400